[a brief sampling of quotes I’ve saved from friends and family:]

You can go places in crazy, even if you already are crazy. It’s a matter of partitioning. — Amanda

Some people are so smart that they just have accents. — Alex

Damn you and the alphabet! — Cody

Oh, Eh, FBI Can Kiss My Ass Speaks Directly Into The Camera — Matt, from an IM conversation

It’s so much helpful…er. — Jenna

Twinkies are the snack equivalent of roaches. — Cody

Do not butt me with your butt! — Kathi

Nick, make a reflex save as the tyrannosaurus breathes fire on you. — Dave

I think caramel corn is the answer to my problems. — Mum